What Will Oscar Eat?: Arugula vs. Cannellini Edition

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Dylan, poised to steal Exhibit C

Were you a fly on the wall of our apartment, it would not be uncommon, of late, for you to witness a seriously weird scene near dinner time: a human voice screaming “Oscaaaaaaar!” from the kitchen as a black and white cat hauls tail through the living room with a massive, floppy arugula leaf clutched in his jaws as though he just pulled off a highly impressive capture the flag victory. Oscar is the preeminent gourmand among our cats, but even for him, the frequency of this new trick is alarming, not to mention hard on our supply of salad greens.

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Meditating and contemplating the Mysteries of the White Bean

It made me wonder if arugula had supplanted cannellini as his favorite food. There was a time when merely opening a can of white beans would send him into near-hysterics, yowling and rolling around on the floor like Beyonce at the Super Bowl halftime show. But human tastes are said to change every seven years, so perhaps cats experience something similar. I decided to devise a taste test to find out.

Let me begin by saying that trying to run a feline taste test in a small New York apartment is not an easy task. I first tried to do a comparison of different kinds of beans, but the other two cats kept dashing into the room and stealing them, leading me to the theory that beans are the salt and vinegar potato chips of the cat world. Finally I managed to divide them so that Oscar (known aliases: Tomato Slayer, Mr. Fofoscar, Fuzzle Face) was left nervously glancing at the door where Dylan (known aliases: Dyl-Sack, Dyl-Hole, Dyl-Bag) was meowing petulantly at the audacity of being shut in the bedroom.

I decided to set up three exhibits, consisting of a leaf of arugula, a single white bean and dab of wet cat food. When the testing site was unveiled, Oscar made straight for the cat food, which surprised me a little. I can say from experience, though, that the cat food definitely smells the most pungent, which might account for part of its draw. From there, he moved straight to the white bean and then he chewed lazily on the arugula leaf before spitting it out and sauntering over to the door to taunt the other cats.

In short, results were inconclusive. Cannellini seemed to retain their appeal, but if that’s the case, what’s with all the arugula theft? Maybe he just really likes capture the flag.

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